Chuck Norris will kick your ass... and speak tonight at Furman

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Chuck Norris, star of the popular television series “Walker, Texas Ranger,” world-renowned martial arts expert, teacher, commentator and best-selling author, will speak 7:30 tonight at Furman University in Greenville.

Norris will talk about his life and career, as well as his concerns about the direction of the United States as outlined in his new bestselling book, “Black Belt Patriotism.”

A question-and-answer session and book signing will follow the lecture, which is free and open to the public. Norris’ appearance at Furman is co-sponsored by the university’s College Republicans and Young America’s Foundation.